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[geminids]

pack vacation

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[geminids]

that i bankroll us all goin somewhere else that ain't sponsored by clouds

[osmotheque]

I do miss weather.

I would object to being bankrolled, but I feel it would be hypocritical. As I would have done the same, had I thought of it first.

[geminids]

✨ too late ✨

[osmotheque]

I will be faster next time.

[geminids]

i mean i'd feel weird if you paid for me so maybe don't be

[osmotheque]

And I am not supposed to feel weird?

[geminids]

nope

[osmotheque]

That feels distinctly unfair.

[geminids]

that's feminism

[osmotheque]

It is not.

I am older than all of you. That is a rule somewhere.

[abracadavers]

This is weather. We are experiencing weather, and it's bloody great.

[osmotheque]

It is weather, yes.

[geminids]

shit weather.

[osmotheque]

There have been better weather conditions.

[abracadavers]

There's is nothing shit about Wales. Including the weather you fragile dickheads.

[osmotheque]

I did not say that I hated it. Just that I would be open to a respite.

[abracadavers]

No one needs respite from Wales [...] That's fair. It would help you appreciate it more when you return, you're right.

[abracadavers]

There's nothing wrong with clouds.

[geminids]

shut up baby we're takin you abroad

[abracadavers]

There are still clouds abroad and there's nothing wrong with them! What is wrong is UVA and UVB rays.

[geminids]

those're the words of somebody who don't know what i look like with a tan

[abracadavers]

[...] you would be one of those assholes who tans easily.

I think for the sake of our relationship I probably shouldn't be exposed to direct sunlight.

[geminids]

i'll get you a pretty lil parasol

[abracadavers]

Fuck off. Sunscreen, you'll be reapplying my sunscreen.

[geminids]

help my [...] bf doesn't understand threats