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[geminids]

pack vacation

Comments

[osmotheque]

I am older than all three of you combined, Briar does not get to make that decision.

[geminids]

shots


fired

[osmotheque]

He may make a petition if he wishes.

[geminids]

i might not sign

[osmotheque]

That is acceptable.

I may just shelve the entire venture so that I may counter-petition to bankroll the next vacation.

[geminids]

not til you decide where we go this time

[osmotheque]

What are you looking for?

[geminids]

sun
no dress code
open bar

[osmotheque]

You are looking for something all-inclusive?

[abracadavers]

Woah wait. Let's not bring age into this, as the youngest here to you pack of cradle robbers, no way is my voice going to be the quietest in this pack. No pulling the age card.

But I appreciate and greatly enjoy you two fighting over paying for Briar and I. Great stuff, please continue.

[osmotheque]

They squabble about it all the time. I have no particular desire to be in charge, I am merely saying. You may have as loud of a voice as you like.

I will, of course, pay for anything you like. Regardless of whether or not we argue first.

[abracadavers]

How about I pay?

[osmotheque]

For anything you like?

[abracadavers]

Yes, the jokes are amusing, but I don't want any of you paying for me. I'll pay my own way, though I appreciate the offer.

[geminids]

we been over this though can you please just take my money

[abracadavers]

I don't want to feel like I'm not contributing in this relationship.

[geminids]

you're contributing your house n your land n your emotional intelligence. also your dick

[geminids]

n your stables

[geminids]

your huge-ass fuckin nerd brain

[geminids]

your neighbor who makes me sausages now

[geminids]

your tv so we can watch real housewives of walesshit

[geminids]

your fiery vengeance

[geminids]

n your hair






i'm done for now or else it's gonna get into nsfw territory

[osmotheque]

Oh, of course that is fine.

[abracadavers]

Well now I'm being emotionally manipulated to change my opinion, so.