hemmingfambly | (no subject)

Woah wait. Let's not bring age into this, as the youngest here to you pack of cradle robbers, no way is my voice going to be the quietest in this pack. No pulling the age card.

But I appreciate and greatly enjoy you two fighting over paying for Briar and I. Great stuff, please continue.

They squabble about it all the time. I have no particular desire to be in charge, I am merely saying. You may have as loud of a voice as you like.

I will, of course, pay for anything you like. Regardless of whether or not we argue first.

How about I pay?

For anything you like?

Yes, the jokes are amusing, but I don't want any of you paying for me. I'll pay my own way, though I appreciate the offer.

we been over this though can you please just take my money

I don't want to feel like I'm not contributing in this relationship.

you're contributing your house n your land n your emotional intelligence. also your dick

Edited (had to make it worse) 2024-11-15 04:00 (UTC)

n your stables

your huge-ass fuckin nerd brain

your neighbor who makes me sausages now

your tv so we can watch real housewives of walesshit

your fiery vengeance

n your hair

i'm done for now or else it's gonna get into nsfw territory

Edited 2024-11-15 04:10 (UTC)

You're god damn right I bring the hair. And you know it's Real Housewives of llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Fucking sap.