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[geminids]

pack vacation

Comments

[osmotheque]

For anything you like?

[abracadavers]

Yes, the jokes are amusing, but I don't want any of you paying for me. I'll pay my own way, though I appreciate the offer.

[geminids]

we been over this though can you please just take my money

[abracadavers]

I don't want to feel like I'm not contributing in this relationship.

[geminids]

you're contributing your house n your land n your emotional intelligence. also your dick

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

n your stables

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

your huge-ass fuckin nerd brain

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

your neighbor who makes me sausages now

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

your tv so we can watch real housewives of walesshit

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

your fiery vengeance

[abracadavers]

[geminids]

n your hair






i'm done for now or else it's gonna get into nsfw territory

[abracadavers]

You're god damn right I bring the hair. And you know it's Real Housewives of llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Fucking sap.

[geminids]

i'll die before i can spell it right so i just ain't gonna try

[abracadavers]

You spelled cariad just fine. There's barely a difference.

[osmotheque]

Oh, of course that is fine.

[abracadavers]

Well now I'm being emotionally manipulated to change my opinion, so.

[osmotheque]

I do not have nearly the same manner of emotional leverage, I am afraid.

[abracadavers]

Being in love is very annoying.

[osmotheque]

Upon occasion. But it is rather sweet.