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[geminids]

pack vacation

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[abracadavers]

There's nothing wrong with clouds.

[geminids]

shut up baby we're takin you abroad

[abracadavers]

There are still clouds abroad and there's nothing wrong with them! What is wrong is UVA and UVB rays.

[geminids]

those're the words of somebody who don't know what i look like with a tan

[abracadavers]

[...] you would be one of those assholes who tans easily.

I think for the sake of our relationship I probably shouldn't be exposed to direct sunlight.

[geminids]

i'll get you a pretty lil parasol

[abracadavers]

Fuck off. Sunscreen, you'll be reapplying my sunscreen.

[geminids]

help my [...] bf doesn't understand threats

[abracadavers]

You keep being annoying and I won't bring the red speedos. How's that?

[geminids]

help he evolved

[abracadavers]

I can get even better (worse).

[geminids]

so long as you pack the skimpy swimmers i don't care which way you go

[abracadavers]

I set you up for a Best joke and you didn't take it. I need to think about this.

[geminids]

ok