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[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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yeah bud

~~Keda can~~ [....] I can buy Bunny.

Edited (In physical pain having to acknowledge he now has a shared bank account) 2024-08-09 03:40 (UTC)

i'm giving you shit. you'll be on the papers.

We K I You don't need to.

but i want all the cheques to say "hemming" so they can't dance around how it was us.

Edited (1. petty 2. clueless) 2024-08-09 03:49 (UTC)

Last time I checked we have the same last name dipshit.

but won't keda have "keda" ones

I can write a check. Also she's a Hemming now too.

Fuck, this is amazing. I was never going to make you pay - this is so much better.

Fuck you.

Is that any way to speak to the man you're freeloading off of who is also fucking your brother?

Says the man who called me a barnacle.

I know we both value honesty.

Excellent question.

Terrible manners.

Oh, absolutely abysmal.

the "guys who fucked his brother" pool's an ocean so he's probably pretty used to it.
like to be fair and whatever

I said fucking, as in currently. Do you have something to tell me?

Can you now, bir tanem?

Edited (DELIGHTED) 2024-08-09 03:41 (UTC)

Shut up.

Is that any way to speak to your wife?

no ma'am it's rude

Why, thank you! You are so very good to me.

I was nicer to you than I was to Broderick.

A real kindness, I am certain.

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