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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[abracadavers]

Cry about it.

[geminids]

we're gonna

[abracadavers]

Just make sure you do it to a harmonica, to really sell it.

[geminids]

can we please board bunny in the stables.

[abracadavers]

Obviously.

Briar has to pay for her board though.

[geminids]

i'll pay??? i'm payin for the

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holy shit

wait

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if i pay for his horse at auction i'm gonna own the horse

[arietids]

No.

[geminids]

yeah bud

[arietids]

Keda can [....] I can buy Bunny.

[geminids]

i'm giving you shit. you'll be on the papers.

[arietids]

We K I You don't need to.

[geminids]

but i want all the cheques to say "hemming" so they can't dance around how it was us.

[arietids]

Last time I checked we have the same last name dipshit.

[geminids]

but won't keda have "keda" ones

[abracadavers]

Fuck, this is amazing. I was never going to make you pay - this is so much better.

[arietids]

Fuck you.

[abracadavers]

Is that any way to speak to the man you're freeloading off of who is also fucking your brother?

[arietids]

Says the man who called me a barnacle.

[osmotheque]

Excellent question.

[geminids]

the "guys who fucked his brother" pool's an ocean so he's probably pretty used to it.
like to be fair and whatever

[osmotheque]

Can you now, bir tanem?

[arietids]

Shut up.

[osmotheque]

Is that any way to speak to your wife?

[geminids]

no ma'am it's rude

[arietids]

I was nicer to you than I was to Broderick.