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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[geminids]

nah you got your moments.

[abracadavers]

I'll be having one shortly, when I kill you.

Good to know you're in this for my property. Am I being scammed?

[geminids]

we both know that ain't gonna get rid of me.

and your kitchen. why would you be gettin scammed

[abracadavers]

I don't think I can take two ghost h I can feel a migraine coming on already.

Duping me into thinking you wanted me for my incredible brain. Heartbreaking.

[geminids]

that's me, a real good liar.

[abracadavers]

Taking advantage of a sweet Welsh country boy. A teacher, shepherding youth through the journey of knowledge. Shameful.

[geminids]

does the welsh tourism office pay you every time you talk about wales n sheep.

[abracadavers]

In cheese.

[geminids]

that's cows

[abracadavers]

And Sheep. Some of the best cheese in the world is from sheep's milk.

[geminids]

you say i'm annoying but you ever thought about how maybe you're just real easy to rile up.

[abracadavers]

No, you're definitely really fucking annoying.

[geminids]

✨ both ✨

[abracadavers]

Shut up.

[geminids]

✨ nah ✨