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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[abracadavers]

How adorable.

[geminids]

bunny's perfect. she'd kick out your front teeth for that.

[abracadavers]

Well I don't make it a practice to stand behind horses.

[geminids]

she could do it from the front, she's mean talented like that.

[abracadavers]

Does she come with a theme song and timed background explosions too?

[geminids]

she doesn't need any of that pageantry shit.

[abracadavers]

A classy lady. When was th

What needs to be done to make the stable ready?

[geminids]

repairs, get lights n water n whatever sorted, set shit up. [...] hell of a lot to buy but i got that covered. we can do it, you wouldn't have to lift a finger.

[abracadavers]

It's my stable and you're my man, I want to help. I have magic, it'll take a fraction of the time.

[geminids]

but then i can't swap war stories with folks at the feed store about how much work it was

[abracadavers]

Yes you can, it's called lying. Something you're good at.

[geminids]

i can't start lyin about something like that. it'll snowball.

[abracadavers]

Bracken.

[arietids]

Bracken's right, she is perfect, and will kick out your teeth.

[abracadavers]

Definitely sounds like your horse.

[arietids]

She is. Appropriately, Bracken's is dumb as shit.

[abracadavers]

Hey.

[geminids]

he tried to eat beer cans like all the goddamn time

[abracadavers]

So what, he likes aluminum. You're not dumb

[geminids]

i know that cause i never got my head stuck in the paddock fence n had to be sawed out.

[abracadavers]

Christ.

[geminids]

i wanted to name him gumball but they wouldn't let me. at his heart n his brains though he's a gumball.

[abracadavers]

Gumball is cute.

[geminids]

i know!!!!!!

[abracadavers]

You're cute.