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[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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I know the cats have taken up the entire farm as their playground, but maybe they'd like something a little cozier too, just for them.

I am afraid we will have to renegotiate.

[...] Though I still do not see why we could not set something additional up. Perhaps in the hayloft. The kittens do deserve somewhere for leisure.

I don't see why.

Exactly. I'm sure it hasn't escaped your notice that T.S Eliot is a bit of a princess.

I have, perhaps, been trying to encourage direct use of ones words in Hemmings. Briar is still recalcitrant.

As they should be. One needs to have standards.

What a wonderfully diplomatic way of calling him a jackass.

Some of them, at least. I spelled their collars so they're easily tracked. Victor Hugo keeps burying himself under the dirt hole Bracken left in the field.

that's gonna be a veggie patch!!!!

When? Because it's been reclaimed by a cat.

it's called "patience" oh my god

I'm not familiar with that word.

oh my bad. forgot it's too long for you.

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Yes, in my profession you can only succeed on 5 letters or less. It means I'm incredible at wordle.

is that how you introduce yourself at parties.

I usually don't have to introduce myself at all.

not invited.

I'm always on the list.

sure the "don't let these fuckers in" one.

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abracadavers - 2024-08-07 12:06 (UTC) - Expand

Oh no, I would and have said that outright when the situation has called for it. This is a stubborn refusal to ask for most anything when it would be blatantly simpler for him to do so.

He is merely an explorer of the uncharted.

I feel that still falls under the definition.

Well I always knew I was a genius at picking names.

Perhaps. I do try to reserve it for when he is being particularly wretched, but you may be right.

You are giving them the tools to live up to their potential.

I guess using it too frequently will result in its losing all meaning.

Setting them up for success. If you'd like me to name any future children of yours, just let me know.

Precisely. One must think of the impact.

I suppose I will allow you to consult should the opportunity arise.

Judging by how terrible these two are at naming anything, you've made the right choice.

No offense intended, but there are ever so many B names in this family already.

I wasn't responsible for those!

Precisely. I trust your decision-making skills in this arena.

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