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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

Comments

[werewho]

How can we be sure there aren't beanie babies in there when you're bringing them up out of nowhere?

[geminids]

awful suspicious.

[abracadavers]

I don't collect bloody beanie babies.

[geminids]

no shit, that'd be unhygenic.

[abracadavers]

Christ you're annoying.

[geminids]

you knew that before you knew anything else about me so if we're gonna blame anybody for the situation we're findin ourselves in


it's you baby

[abracadavers]

I suddenly remembered I need the stable. Tough luck, baby

[geminids]

hold on i gotta google if usin my kid's emotions to manipulate my bf's a "greater good" thing or nah.

[abracadavers]

This is for Brook?

[geminids]

no it's definitely for me. but like imagine if i got a horse, she'd be all about that shit. SHE found em.

[abracadavers]

Does she want a horse too?

[geminids]

every kid wants a horse but she ain't gettin either of these.

[abracadavers]

Sweet that she was thinking of you though. I guess that explains the names.

[geminids]

mare's bunny n gelding's cypress. better names.

[arietids]

Even if Bracken can't use it I should be able to. Not my fault he's an idiot.

[abracadavers]

Why do you all automatically get access to everything I own?

[arietids]

Because I put up with you.

[abracadavers]

I'm definitely the one putting up with people here. Suffering them.

[osmotheque]

One could feel negatively impacted by this information.

[abracadavers]

I hope Briar does. You're the exception to any negative statements I make.

[osmotheque]

Certainly not all of them. But I accept, regardless.

[geminids]

cause they're my pack n you're my ma[...]n.

[abracadavers]

Gross, how embarrassing for you.

[geminids]

nah you got your moments.

[abracadavers]

I'll be having one shortly, when I kill you.

Good to know you're in this for my property. Am I being scammed?