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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[arietids]

Our stable.

[abracadavers]

How did you come to that conclusion?

[arietids]

Sorry to say you're essentially family now.

[abracadavers]

Stop being so obsessed with me.

[arietids]

Lord, your ego.

[abracadavers]

Bracken is working on a door for it.

Here's an idea though, how about we ask for things instead of just assuming ownership. Your brother did.

[arietids]

Surprised you're not telling him you'll do it with magic.

He did, so I don't have to.

[abracadavers]

It's important to support your partner in a relationship.

That's not how it works, dickhead.

[arietids]

Look at you, so supportive.

Don't see why not.

[abracadavers]

He's my partner and you're unfortunately a barnacle I can't get rid of. Barnacles do not get the same rights.

[arietids]

Wow.

But. Still a barnacle that's using that stable.

[abracadavers]

Build your own, you American freeloader.

[geminids]

you'd separate my horse from his momma????? ice cold

[arietids]

Broderick hates horse families.

[abracadavers]

Cry about it.

[geminids]

we're gonna

[abracadavers]

Just make sure you do it to a harmonica, to really sell it.

[geminids]

can we please board bunny in the stables.

[abracadavers]

Obviously.

Briar has to pay for her board though.

[geminids]

i'll pay??? i'm payin for the

[...]

holy shit

wait

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if i pay for his horse at auction i'm gonna own the horse

[arietids]

No.

[geminids]

yeah bud

[arietids]

Keda can [....] I can buy Bunny.

[geminids]

i'm giving you shit. you'll be on the papers.

[abracadavers]

Fuck, this is amazing. I was never going to make you pay - this is so much better.