Pretend this was posted April 30

[abracadavers]

Reminder to be at mine to catch the portal for Calan Mai. Bethany has the ribbons, flowers and ash, so you don't need to dither about your outfit. We'll camp out for the two days.

Another reminder not to get too wankered and fall into the bonfire. While the magic will appreciate your sacrifice, burning to death would be embarrassing and Bowen gets to be fire keeper this year so. I'll make your afterlife bloody miserable.

Comments

[osmotheque]

I may not need to dither about my outfit, but that does not mean that I do not wish to.

[abracadavers]

You're angling for May Queen aren't you?

[osmotheque]

Good sir, I angle for nothing. I merely have a vision and standard that must be upheld.

That being said, how many people are there going to be? And how terribly superstitious are they? One might wonder about stretching their wings.