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[geminids]

a year ago today bri showed up outta nowhere like a jackass who smelled all weird n broderick watched me eat takis like a fuckin creep

been a fuckin wild ride

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[abracadavers]

Correct, you ate Takis like a fucking creep.

[geminids]

i ate takis like a normal creep actually

[abracadavers]

Creeps can't be normal. They're creeps. You.

[geminids]

this don't feel fair. ain't you supposed to support me unconditionally

[abracadavers]

I am, I'm keeping you humble and honest. Roasting the shit out of you is love.

[geminids]

it's been a year and you're still mean.

[abracadavers]

As if you don't like that.

[geminids]

that's private info. nobody'd ever know if you hadn't just blabbed it to the world

[abracadavers]

You're right, you're so suave and mysterious. An enigma.

[geminids]

nah not an enigma just a normal boring guy. real vanilla. loves missionary n jay leno, once in a while even at the same time

[abracadavers]

Leno? You couldn't have at least said Conan or Oliver? Christ.

[geminids]

his name's shortest n i wanted to use all my lil letters talking about me instead

[abracadavers]

And vanilla is what you went with.

[geminids]

yeah 🙂

[abracadavers]

I see. You're not a creep, just delusional.

[arietids]

Seem to remember you were being more of a jackass.

[...]

Whole year, huh?

[geminids]

you were bossy and you had that crease you get tween your brows when shit ain't goin your way.

yeah i finally learned how to count months

[arietids]

You were being immature.

So proud of you.

[geminids]

and you were bein a bitch baby

[arietids]

Pot, kettle.

Wait did you hit on Broderick on day one?

[geminids]

took me like [...] a week before i tried to get him into bed. maybe even longer??? holy fuck i'm a well behaved gentleman.

[abracadavers]

What a crock of shite.

[geminids]

i looked at my texts. 9 days's longer than a week, i was pretty much celibate

[abracadavers]

You've never been well behaved in your life.

Terrorizing my library wasn't at all gentlemanly.

[geminids]

i was learning about all the shiny new facilities at my disposal. [...] n how their caretakers react to different stuff. like a science.

[abracadavers]

You're a scientist now. A gentleman scientist.

[geminids]

i really branched out

[abracadavers]

Give us a presentation of your findings, sir.

[osmotheque]

Now, hayatım. You were being a bit dramatic.

[arietids]

Was maybe having some feelings. And I wasn't expecting him.

[osmotheque]

Very punchy, aggressive feelings.

[arietids]

All turned out fine, didn't it?

[osmotheque]

That entirely depends on how far of a distance from the punching you are measuring.

[osmotheque]

Rather a lot for one year.

I think we should feel quite accomplished.

[geminids]

yeah like i reckon i own 6 pairs of shoes now. i'm shoe rich. got two houses to store em in and everything!!

[osmotheque]

Oh, I had almost forgotten about the unexpected windfall of shoe wealth!

[geminids]

i used to only have shitkickers then when i got the adventure society job grant said i had to get NICE work shoes and now i got so many shoes i can't wear em all at once it's wild

[osmotheque]

I am of the opinion that more shoes is the correct amount of shoes. That way you can have fun ones and not only practical ones.

[geminids]

shitkickers're fun though you can do anything in em [...] except like [...] maybe a job interview or a wedding but i wasn't lookin for neither so

[osmotheque]

Oh, but you can get new ones. In different colors.

[geminids]

7's too many shoes

[osmotheque]

These shoe standards are far too exacting for the comfort of my closet.

[geminids]

that's right everybody. i got exacting standards. i'm a guy with high standards. y'all heard it here right

[osmotheque]

I stand by my statement. Shoe minimalism is a terribly exacting standard that I refuse to live up to.

[geminids]

how many you got

[osmotheque]

One must understand that it has been several hundred years.