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[geminids]

a year ago today bri showed up outta nowhere like a jackass who smelled all weird n broderick watched me eat takis like a fuckin creep

been a fuckin wild ride

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[geminids]

i ate takis like a normal creep actually

[abracadavers]

Creeps can't be normal. They're creeps. You.

[geminids]

this don't feel fair. ain't you supposed to support me unconditionally

[abracadavers]

I am, I'm keeping you humble and honest. Roasting the shit out of you is love.

[geminids]

it's been a year and you're still mean.

[abracadavers]

As if you don't like that.

[geminids]

that's private info. nobody'd ever know if you hadn't just blabbed it to the world

[abracadavers]

You're right, you're so suave and mysterious. An enigma.

[geminids]

nah not an enigma just a normal boring guy. real vanilla. loves missionary n jay leno, once in a while even at the same time

[abracadavers]

Leno? You couldn't have at least said Conan or Oliver? Christ.

[geminids]

his name's shortest n i wanted to use all my lil letters talking about me instead

[abracadavers]

And vanilla is what you went with.

[geminids]

yeah 🙂

[abracadavers]

I see. You're not a creep, just delusional.