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[geminids]

a year ago today bri showed up outta nowhere like a jackass who smelled all weird n broderick watched me eat takis like a fuckin creep

been a fuckin wild ride

Comments

[arietids]

Pot, kettle.

Wait did you hit on Broderick on day one?

[geminids]

took me like [...] a week before i tried to get him into bed. maybe even longer??? holy fuck i'm a well behaved gentleman.

[abracadavers]

What a crock of shite.

[geminids]

i looked at my texts. 9 days's longer than a week, i was pretty much celibate

[abracadavers]

You've never been well behaved in your life.

Terrorizing my library wasn't at all gentlemanly.

[geminids]

i was learning about all the shiny new facilities at my disposal. [...] n how their caretakers react to different stuff. like a science.

[abracadavers]

You're a scientist now. A gentleman scientist.

[geminids]

i really branched out

[abracadavers]

Give us a presentation of your findings, sir.