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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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Hemmings

[arietids]

Good job.

Hemmings

[geminids]

go away

Hemmings

[arietids]

"Wow Bri, thanks so much, you are such a good and smart brother"

Hemmings

[geminids]

the fruit of whose loins found our horses????

mine.

i don't gotta thank you pretty much ever again.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Still can't believe she's yours, with how good she is.

And that's bullshit.

Hemmings

[geminids]

you didn't have to clean up after she put firecrackers in her dad's tulips.

no it's true, 10 years ago i knocked up a scary lady n now i get to say all the good our kid gets up to's my doin. get out of jail free card forever baby.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Just because she's good doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass too.

That how kids work? Good to know.

Hemmings

[geminids]

yeah i know i met you

only the first one, sorry. you missed the boat.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Thanks.

I'm calling bullshit.

Hemmings

[geminids]

oh are you a dad too?????? congrats.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Will be eventually, I assume. Just protecting future me by calling your shit right now.

Hemmings

[geminids]

well do a better job of it

Hemmings

[arietids]

Better job of which one of those things?

Hemmings

[geminids]

callin me on my shit, which you're doin an appropriately shit job of. but you could make kids too. ain't nobody got babies in my life right now and i gotta say it sucks.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Shut the fuck up. And I have to talk to Keda.

Go make some more friends or something.

Hemmings

[geminids]

i got too many friends as it is.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Apparently not, since there are no babies.

Hemmings

[geminids]

I DID MY PART jesus fuck the rest of y'all'd better follow suit