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[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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arietids

"Wow Bri, thanks so much, you are such a good and smart brother"

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geminids

the fruit of whose loins found our horses????

mine.

i don't gotta thank you pretty much ever again.

From:

arietids

Still can't believe she's yours, with how good she is.

And that's bullshit.

From:

geminids

you didn't have to clean up after she put firecrackers in her dad's tulips.

no it's true, 10 years ago i knocked up a scary lady n now i get to say all the good our kid gets up to's my doin. get out of jail free card forever baby.

From:

arietids

Just because she's good doesn't mean she's not a pain in the ass too.

That how kids work? Good to know.

From:

geminids

yeah i know i met you

only the first one, sorry. you missed the boat.

From:

arietids

Thanks.

I'm calling bullshit.

From:

geminids

oh are you a dad too?????? congrats.

From:

arietids

Will be eventually, I assume. Just protecting future me by calling your shit right now.

From:

geminids

well do a better job of it

From:

arietids

Better job of which one of those things?

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geminids

callin me on my shit, which you're doin an appropriately shit job of. but you could make kids too. ain't nobody got babies in my life right now and i gotta say it sucks.