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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[geminids]

can you quit takin me at my word. please.

[abracadavers]

This is important to you, why would I put that at risk since I'm a walking one.

[geminids]

tryin to keep y'all out of the risk zone. just doin a shit job of it.

[abracadavers]

You two are being dickheads, yes, but I didn't think I'd get an invite anyway. Did I want one? Yes, because I'd love to see these motherfuckers in the flesh. But go off and do your brother...horse bonding thing.

I can control myself, by the way. Whether I should have to is another question entirely.

hemmings.

[geminids]

what do i do

hemmings.

[arietids]

[...] It'll get smoothed over. Say you're sorry. Maybe acknowledge that this shit is a little [...] sensitive.

I'm actually wondering if we should bring them with us - after laying down some ground rules about not responding to any shit behavior, obviously. Might rile everyone up a bit more but it also shows them we're doing just fine and don't care about their shit.

hemmings.

[geminids]

so say the same shit i always do n hope it ain't too old a story to keep repeating yet. got it.

but d'you reckon it'll make em even more pissed off about what we got if they actually get a look at our o [...] the others?

hemmings.

[arietids]

You pissed that I'm giving you the advice you asked for?

Have a hard time thinking it'll make anything worse in any meaningful way. They'll be mad we're showing up at all. Might as well have emotional support them along. Hell, maybe it'll even make our fam Ken and Co. behave a little. Not good to start dragging magic users into pack politics.

hemmings.

[geminids]

kinda.

[...] can't believe you make a good point but. you make a good point.

hemmings.

[arietids]

Pain in the ass.

I make good points all the time, idiot. And I bet you'll feel better if Broderick is there.

hemmings.

[geminids]

💕i know💕

no shit, i always feel better when he's there. i just spent so much time sayin "no baby forget about em they ain't ever gonna be in the same room as you" n now it's all "psych." like what if they're sellin our horses together cause they knew we'd find out or some shit.

hemmings.

[arietids]

He's a big boy, he'll get over it.

What're they going to do to us if that was their plan? If they're going to try to really start some shit I wouldn't mind backup.

[geminids]

[...] i'm sorry. this shit got me all backwards. i know you can keep it in, i was bein a dickhead. like you said.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Good job.

Hemmings

[geminids]

go away

Hemmings

[arietids]

"Wow Bri, thanks so much, you are such a good and smart brother"

Hemmings

[geminids]

the fruit of whose loins found our horses????

mine.

i don't gotta thank you pretty much ever again.

Hemmings

[arietids]

Still can't believe she's yours, with how good she is.

And that's bullshit.

Hemmings

[geminids]

you didn't have to clean up after she put firecrackers in her dad's tulips.

no it's true, 10 years ago i knocked up a scary lady n now i get to say all the good our kid gets up to's my doin. get out of jail free card forever baby.

[abracadavers]

Baby, I wasn't being a petty smartass when I said you two could go on your brother horse adventure, if that's what you need.

[geminids]

that makes it sound fun. ain't gonna be fun.

[abracadavers]

You're worried?

[geminids]

no shit???

[abracadavers]

Well I'm not. I'm coming then. Can I please come?

[geminids]

[...] course. [...] i want you there. just [...] no fightin n nobody can say i got a kid