hemmingfambly | (no subject)

geminids posting in

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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From:

geminids

tryin to keep y'all out of the risk zone. just doin a shit job of it.

From:

abracadavers

You two are being dickheads, yes, but I didn't think I'd get an invite anyway. Did I want one? Yes, because I'd love to see these motherfuckers in the flesh. But go off and do your brother...horse bonding thing.

I can control myself, by the way. Whether I should have to is another question entirely.

From:

geminids

what do i do

From:

arietids

[...] It'll get smoothed over. Say you're sorry. Maybe acknowledge that this shit is a little [...] sensitive.

I'm actually wondering if we should bring them with us - after laying down some ground rules about not responding to any shit behavior, obviously. Might rile everyone up a bit more but it also shows them we're doing just fine and don't care about their shit.

From:

geminids

so say the same shit i always do n hope it ain't too old a story to keep repeating yet. got it.

but d'you reckon it'll make em even more pissed off about what we got if they actually get a look at ~~our o~~ [...] the others?

From:

arietids

You pissed that I'm giving you the advice you asked for?

Have a hard time thinking it'll make anything worse in any meaningful way. They'll be mad we're showing up at all. Might as well have ~~emotional support~~ them along. Hell, maybe it'll even make ~~our fam~~ Ken and Co. behave a little. Not good to start dragging magic users into pack politics.

From:

geminids

kinda.

[...] can't believe you make a good point but. you make a good point.

From:

arietids

Pain in the ass.

I make good points all the time, idiot. And I bet you'll feel better if Broderick is there.

From:

geminids

💕i know💕

no shit, i always feel better when he's there. i just spent so much time sayin "no baby forget about em they ain't ever gonna be in the same room as you" n now it's all "psych." like what if they're sellin our horses together cause they knew we'd find out or some shit.

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From:

geminids

[...] i'm sorry. this shit got me all backwards. i know you can keep it in, i was bein a dickhead. like you said.

Edited Date: 2024-08-08 12:13 am (UTC)

From:

arietids

Good job.

From:

geminids

go away

From:

arietids

"Wow Bri, thanks so much, you are such a good and smart brother"

From:

geminids

the fruit of whose loins found our horses????

mine.

i don't gotta thank you pretty much ever again.

From:

arietids

Still can't believe she's yours, with how good she is.

And that's bullshit.

From:

geminids

you didn't have to clean up after she put firecrackers in her dad's tulips.

no it's true, 10 years ago i knocked up a scary lady n now i get to say all the good our kid gets up to's my doin. get out of jail free card forever baby.