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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

Comments

[abracadavers]

I think it's less a misunderstanding than a lack of trust. Though I suppose seriously plotting the overthrow of these very people probably doesn't help us.

Horse racing is quite the thing to these colonizer toffs on this side of the Atlantic. Want to get dressed up and be on our best behaviour?

[osmotheque]

Taking such actions becomes counterintuitive in light of a clear and present goal to the event. The purpose of the visit would be moot if one were to engage in [...] adverse recreational behavior at this time. We are hardly stupid.

I do always wish to get dressed up.

[abracadavers]

We're strategists. Damn good ones.

You can wear a fascinator and then we can burn it in front of them later.

[osmotheque]

It is relatively simple not to smell like them for an afternoon. We would look impeccable and perhaps we would go shopping.

[abracadavers]

Right. But the arson too, yes? By them I meant the toffs. It's important to me to take every opportunity to offend and disrespect the English.

[osmotheque]

Oh, by them I had meant Hemmings. But, you are correct, I do suppose it would be be a better option if we were to select a different continent altogether.

[abracadavers]

So, fascinator?

[osmotheque]

How elaborate are you thinking?

[abracadavers]

Oh not for me, I don't do hats.

[osmotheque]

For me, of course. I am willing to accept peer review, as it were.

[abracadavers]

It would be best if your fascinator defied the laws of physics and blocked the view of a significant number of sycophants.

[osmotheque]

We may have to table this activity for another weekend, but I am still invested in the vision.

[abracadavers]

We'll see.