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[geminids]

[attached: (1) a link to a livestock auction in jackson, WY next tuesday. or whatever day, idc. (2) a screenshot the available lots — Bracken's circled two American quarter horses from Moon Flower Ranch: a grullo dun mare listed as '10 Diamond Dustfire' and a red dun gelding listed as 'Stardust Ranger.']

hey lil bo peep can bri n i fix up that stable of yours [...] and maybe do some other stuff too

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[osmotheque]

Taking such actions becomes counterintuitive in light of a clear and present goal to the event. The purpose of the visit would be moot if one were to engage in [...] adverse recreational behavior at this time. We are hardly stupid.

I do always wish to get dressed up.

[abracadavers]

We're strategists. Damn good ones.

You can wear a fascinator and then we can burn it in front of them later.

[osmotheque]

It is relatively simple not to smell like them for an afternoon. We would look impeccable and perhaps we would go shopping.

[abracadavers]

Right. But the arson too, yes? By them I meant the toffs. It's important to me to take every opportunity to offend and disrespect the English.

[osmotheque]

Oh, by them I had meant Hemmings. But, you are correct, I do suppose it would be be a better option if we were to select a different continent altogether.

[abracadavers]

So, fascinator?

[osmotheque]

How elaborate are you thinking?

[abracadavers]

Oh not for me, I don't do hats.

[osmotheque]

For me, of course. I am willing to accept peer review, as it were.

[abracadavers]

It would be best if your fascinator defied the laws of physics and blocked the view of a significant number of sycophants.

[osmotheque]

We may have to table this activity for another weekend, but I am still invested in the vision.

[abracadavers]

We'll see.